Cheddar Man-So much for the pure kind of immigrant

Our poor new President has a terrible luck. Since he closed our big, beautiful American doors to all immigrants from shithole countries, he has been doing his utmost to charm Swedish folks through our gates. To no avail…

TNT, your truly “True News neTwork (TNT)”, revealed some time ago that these treasonous Swedes have laughted at our very, very generous offer.

So, our poor new President has decided to turn to an old friend that sent us hundreds of thousands of poverty stricken, persecuted souls, suckers and jailbirds many hundred years ago: Britland ! With disastrous results. Here is what a treasonous bunch of British scientists from the National History Museum sent him after our poor new President had returned the already very, very, very generous gift from Prime Minister May who visits dumps oftentimes since Brexit : a functioning and solid gold toilet the Guggenheim had tossed to a trash pile. 
The guys from the National History Museum sent him as a primer a clay copy of the typical British emigrant 10,000 years ago. Yes, indeed, he has very blue eyes and dark, dark, very dark skin ! Should certificates from certified barbers be required in order to cross successfully our big and beautiful gates?

TNT *, your truly “True News neTwork (TNT)”, also reports that the treasonous British scientists were also laughting their asses off.

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A long, long time ago

It was a long, long time ago during the Berlin concert season of 1964 or 1965. I am pretty sure it happened at the new Philharmonie.  I was at the time a secretary for a pianist who may have the strongest and most gifted hands to play Johannes Brahms on a piano. Secretary is a nice term to designate a glorified luggage carrier. I was earning money during my time attending schools and I loved the experience and proximity to music. It was the best and worst job I had ever had while in school.

As it always happened, the young maestro was followed by a flock of admiring and rich patrons who usually congregated in after-concert dinners to celebrate the event. I was sitting in the patron’s row of reserved seats. An imposing and big man was sitting next to me accompanied by a young woman. It was impossible for any one sitting nearby not to notice his maneuvering. His perverse hand was actively resting on his companion’s thigh. I was mesmerized and could not refrain from peaking. His game was there for every one to see and notice, but no one seemed nor wanted to pay attention. Being so flabbergasted by his behavior, I must have let it be obvious because both had noticed my stupefaction. The young woman had turned crimson, me too. And he was there, one of the masters, in all tranquillity, sitting. I did not run away, my job was keeping me there. By the time we left the hall for the after-concert souper, I had been appraised of the great wealth of the family he had been born in and, … we happened to be sat at the same dinner table. He must have been informed about my standing as well because he immedialtely entered a conversation telling me that, if I studied very hard in school as he did, I would be able to do in life anything I wanted to do, the way he was doing. I hated his aplomb and replied that the fact of his birth, not with one silver spoon in the mouth, but with a complete solid gold soup spoon service in his must have helped the process. He seemed to have enjoyed my retort and he indulged me. We spent the dinner talking about Paris, the Latin Quarter and its students.

Since the beginning of the Harvey Weinstein scandal, this odd couple has been in my mind. Quite often when I wake up in the morning, my mind rambles around, with two vivid images, one of a disgusting and horrible old man, the other of simple beauty.

The big monster was already old in these days. So he is long dead and slowly roasting in some eternal inferno. 

Lady friend, who seemed then just a few years older than I, may still be alive. I wish and dream she has found peace, serenity and some form of happiness. She is for ever, for my ever, one infinite image of a mother goddess

Times have changed and voices now speak, louder and louder

New True Dates of The True Creation

Later on the month of January, 2018

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 Our poor new President has also tweeted very early on the morning of January 6, 2018 to the members of his cabinet that he had previously taken an essential and really fantastically active part in the creation of the world as we know it some 5,695.29 years ago, thing only a genious could do; which irritated everyboby up there, at the exception of one of our last polytheist gods, good old Bacchus, who was laughting his ass off:

 “Go get them dude, America First. Start drinking ! It’s more fun.”

He has Further Revelations to make.

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January 15, 2018

“A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right. A man dies when he refuses to stand up for justice. A man dies when he refuses to take a stand for that which is true.”

MLK